Nyoman : Om Swastiastu, Bu!
Ibu: Ye, Nyoman, kaden nak nyen! Engken, engken Man?
Nyoman : Baang meli biune ene Bu, aijas.
Ibu: Oh, meli biu, amen biu ene aji selae (Rp 25.000), amen biu ene aji duang dasa. Ane cen kal alih, Man?
Nyoman: Ane ene, gede-gede.
Ibu: Ngelah gen nenenan!
Nyoman: Kresek sik!
Ibu: Sing dadi nganggon kresek, sing ada kresek. Nyoman sing nawang to ba kreseke to ba ngae leteh gumi Bali! Jog sing nawang apa Nyoman nenenan!
Nyoman: *ngaba biu nganggon bajune
Ibu: Ngelah gen Nyoman totonan.
Nyoman: Om Swastiastu, ma'am!
Mother: Eh Nyoman, I guessed anyone! How, how can I help you, Man?
Nyoman: I want to buy one banana, ma'am
Mother: Oh, you want to buy a banana, this banana costs Rp. 25,000, and this banana costs Rp. 20,000. Which one do you want, Man?
Nyoman: This one, the bigger.
Mother: Ah, you are joking, Man!
Nyoman: One crackle bag please!
Mother: You can't use a crackle bag, it's not available here! Nyoman, doesn't you know? This crackle bag is what makes Bali's earth dirty! You dont know such a thing, Man!
Nyoman: *carrying a banana in his shirt
Mother: He is so funny
