Nyoman : Om Swastiastu, Bu!
Ibu: Ye, Nyoman, kadén nak nyén! Engkén, éngkén Man?
Nyoman : Baang meli biuné éné Bu, aijas.
Ibu: Oh, meli biu, amen biu éné aji selaé (Rp 25.000), amen biu éné aji duang dasa. Ané cén kal alih, Man?
Nyoman: Ané éné, gedé-gedé.
Ibu: Ngelah gén nénénan!
Nyoman: Krésék sik!
Ibu: Sing dadi nganggon krésék, sing ada krésék. Nyoman sing nawang to ba kréséké to ba ngaé leteh gumi Bali! Jog sing nawang apa Nyoman nénénan!
Nyoman: *ngaba biu nganggon bajuné
Ibu: Ngelah gén Nyoman totonan.
Nyoman: Om Swastiastu, ma'am!
Mother: Eh Nyoman, I guessed anyone! How, how can I help you, Man?
Nyoman: I want to buy one banana, ma'am
Mother: Oh, you want to buy a banana, this banana costs Rp. 25,000, and this banana costs Rp. 20,000. Which one do you want, Man?
Nyoman: This one, the bigger.
Mother: Ah, you are joking, Man!
Nyoman: One crackle bag please!
Mother: You can't use a crackle bag, it's not available here! Nyoman, doesn't you know? This crackle bag is what makes Bali's earth dirty! You dont know such a thing, Man!
Nyoman: *carrying a banana in his shirt
Mother: He is so funny
